In an ever-growing and changing world, the need to protect your cubs from dangers, new and old, has never been stronger. Have you ever wished there was an all-in-one resource for learning about the latest threats and how to stop them? That's where we come in. Founded by like-minded and concerned parents, just like you, we here at PervSafe™ are dedicated to identifying and stopping threats to cub safety. Are your cubs PervSafe™? With our line of professionally-approved products and free online resources, you can finally take initiative in being a Proactive Protective Parent.

CubCoon™ is our most popular product for parents with active cubs needing protection. Designed from the ground-up for your cub's comfort and safety, the CubCoon™ keeps your little one wrapped safe in a covering of toxic anti-pervert goo. Easy to wear, wash, and reuse, you'll see why the CubCoon™ is the nation's preferred answer to the rising predator threat.

Changing Times

It's no secret and no surprise that times change and animals grow and adapt with them. But not all trends are representative of a bright and happy future. The most troubling issue we face today is not just what our cubs are being exposed to in school or on the television, but the unmasking - in proper cartoon style - of hidden threats that have been lurking under our noses for years. It may be hard to believe, but it's true. Within your own community, people whom you know and trust, there are monsters who lurk around wearing masks of kindness. These animals might look like your friends, neighbors, teachers or service workers, but they're actually single-minded hunters in disguise. And the object of their desire?

These creatures have one objective in mind, and that's to capture and pervert your children against you. Even worse, many of them revel in the violation and destruction of a cub's body. Our studies have shown that 1 in 4 schoolteachers are cubivores, and 2 in 3 doctors are full-blown molesters. 1 in 3 male crossing guards have never had sex with an adult female, and every other ice cream truck vendor has been found to frequent neighborhoods just like yours. In fact, 60% of all males on the planet are actually cub predators, and the remaining 40% are at-risk offenders. Every 3rd child has been molested, and 4 out of 10 children have been missing from home for months thanks to prowling peds. It's a sick greed and we cannot and will not stand for it any longer. It's time to work together and unmask these threats so that our cubs can grow into happy and healthy adults under our care. So, what are you waiting for? It's time to get PervSafe™!

What Can I Do?

If you're reading this, you're already taking the first step towards protecting yourself and your cubs from unknown dangers. We have a variety of resources for concerned parents to delve into: statistics, research studies, stories from parents who have experienced the worst, and testimonials from parents armed with the best in safety knowledge and practices. Professionals in the child-safety industry, vetted by our law enforcement team, work hard to cultivate and curate resources for parents worldwide. And, safety is a two-way street: we have easy-to-read guides and fun games for cubs to play in order to get them excited about and invested in their own safety. PervSafe™ resources are best used with your cub in your lap learning along with you, so don't be afraid to include them in taking charge of their safety.

We have also put the best of the best and the most money into developing products that are easy solutions to vile threats lurking in your neighborhood. Join our PervNoMore™ network to see instant data about potential predators in your neighborhood (gathered from personal bathing and sleeping habits). Take our PervSmart™ course and learn how to identify predators: what they look like, where they lurk, what they eat, and how they communicate. Call a representative to your cub's school to speak on predator issues and PervPrevention™. And, check out our anti-pedophile tools (like the CubCoon™ and PervID™ Glasses) to arm yourself and your cubs with the latest in rapist defense.

Concerned about what your cubs are doing online? The digital world is a brand-new frontier for child molesters and bush-dodgers to gropify and lobotomize your cubs into servile sissies. Our alternative is CoolPerv™, a virtual space for cubs to have fun and interact with other real cubs. Supervised by professional anti-pedophiles, your cub can play non-sexually educational games and engage in fun chat and cool activities for only 39.95§ a month! Try a free trial for 30 days today!

Introducing DreamPerv™!

We already know the first question on your mind: My kid is safe in the Real World, but what's going on inside their bed? Transition to life in the Dream World has been a slow and uneasy process for animals worldwide, but we here at PervSafe™ are already forging ahead boldly to ensure cub safety is worldwide, every world, every way. We've partnered with Dreamway Inc., the leading developers of dream technology and research into the Dreaming, to create a safe space for cubs to be themselves free from predation in the Dream World. Similar to CoolPerv™, this space is an alternative way for your cubs to enjoy the world of dreams. DreamPerv™ has already been implemented into Oneirograph ii machines and is free with your Dreamway™ subscription. For more information, check the Parental Controls settings on your child's Oneirograph ii machine. Call us toll-free at 1(555)555-5555 for help configuring your child's machine.

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